Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Hello MTV and Welcome to My Blog

¿QuĂ© pasa, perro?  For all you non-semi-bilinguals such as I that is "What's up dog?"

What's up dog, indeed. Well, what's up is that I have created a blog to document my high school experience. Perhaps someone out in this vast world cares enough about one angsty freshman girl's life to read this. I actually highly doubt that.

So, first things first (I'm the realest) my name is Keegan. Or at least my Blogger name is. The internet is a scary place, yo. Anyway, I started my very first year of high school approximately 3 and 1/2 weeks ago or something like that. It's been a bit of a culture shock, to be honest. Hallways are unbearable. Also my school must have been designed by an overly eccentric M.C. Esher fan. It's shaped a bit like a giant flower that a first grader would draw.
Yeah, like that. Thanks, Google images and random stock photo company. Well now that I've complained a bit, let me tell you some fun facts about myself.
 
I have one sister, 16, Junior.
I have two parents, Navy Captain, Stay-at-Home Mom.
I have no pets.
I obsess about books (typical, I know)
I like to think I'm funny.
I like to write.
I want to be a Pharmacist. If the world was perfect, I'd be a writer.
I'm so awkward though.
I do not do sports because WHY IS THE WORLD SO OBSESSED WITH SPORTS THEY REALLY DO NOT MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS.
I want to go to an Ed Sheeran concert but I only know like 5 songs.
My birthday is in a week or two.
The end.
I'll try to post again tomorrow but I am literally so lazy.
Also I like karaoke, especially 80's songs. My favorite is Holding Out for a Hero.
Ok Goodbye